It seems to be a common misconception (world wide) that all Canadians live in igloos and ride on sleighs. Thus, being a Canadian, I should not mind the cold English winter days.
Excuse me while I break out my bikini.
If I were to take a map and draw a straight line between where I live in England and where I lived in Canada...... it would pretty much be at the same line of latitude, suggesting a very similar climate. People seem confused when I tell them this.
Apparently, when compared to Canada, England has a warm climate.
Thus, when I am shivering and bundled up on a cold day, people question me, as though being a Canadian means you have built up some sort of protective shield against cold weather.
This said, while I am roaming the streets in layers and winter gear, the English girls are strutting about in SHORTS over flimsy "tights" and tank tops. Call me crazy, but I think I would rather be warm than scantily clad trying to get laid. What good will it do you when you land in hospital with hypothermia?
I am also finding this winter particularly harsh due to the fact that heat is not included in my rent. This means, in the interest of saving some money, I can only heat my apartment for 2 hours each day. 2 hours each day!!!! This coming from a girl who contributed to the demise of the ozone layer by blasting the heat from October to May. Needless to say I wear many layers in my flat and dress and undress with haste!
Next time I choose a location it will be much further South. See you in Hawaii.
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