Apparently, it is also a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman, in possession of a good fortune, a not-so-good fortune, or no fortune at all, must be in want of a husband.
BECAUSE GOD FORBID WE GO THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT A HUSBAND!
I'm moving to England on Monday. When I tell people that I am moving to England, 90% of the time this declaration is followed by something along these lines:
"You will meet a great guy in England and come back married".
"Everyone I know who moves to England comes back married."
"I know a girl who moved to England and now she is married with kids."
I hope no one is terribly disapointed when I come back from England as single as the day I left.
